Yes kids, it’s that time again!
Time to ramble and babble about random stuff. This time i’ll go over how living in an apartment building is hard AND how to be a douche about it!
Firstly, i have to say i’m lucky. I live in a somewhat quiet apartment. Besides the fact that i can even hear my grandparents snore at night, that is. But i was unlucky enough to have the neighbors above me move furniture last week. Don’t get me wrong, i don’t mind them doing it. The hours were killing me. 2-3 a.m. That doesn’t seem normal now, does it? I could hear them moving a closet. I heard the wood scratch on the parquet (yes, that’s something common for people to have here). So after a couple of hours of that same sound, i decided to go to their door. But instead of being a bad neighbor, i decided i want to be a douche.
So i went over to their floor. Pressed the knob on their door a few times, just hard enough for them to hear it. Then i quietly, but at a pretty fast pace, ran down the stairs. I must admit, for a heavy guy, my ninja skills were quite nice. They opened the door pretty late, so i’m guessing they panicked a little. The rest of the night was nice… until an old lady decided to scream out the window : “Apartment 6, it’s 4 in the morning! stop washing clothes!”. I later found out that no one was home at that time in apartment 6.
The amount of stress and annoyance is really low compared any big city. But my little town is almost there! Wooo!
Saw the Oscars. What a show. It was decent, but still kinda bad. Ellen Whatsherface tried too much to be hip and funny with pics, twitter, pizza… but i started watching the Oscars thinking it’s more of a classy show, not another MTV Movie awards. As for Mr DiCaprio… It seems to me that only after he dies and they’ll make a movie about his life and career, the actor that PLAYED HIM will get an Oscar. That’s the only way he can get one. Sort of. Someone really hates him there.
Now about the title… i’m sorry I’ve disappointed you, reader, but that’s just what i’m feeling right now. Besides getting my CVs (resumes) to companies, hoping i’d get a decent, regular job. Seems i have to change some things soon. Maybe starting with the place i live in…
For the finale, if you have enough strength to bother to look for the translation, enjoy :